Friday 9 September 2016 by Neil Tollfree

Teachers ‘excited’ for annual complete overhaul of education system


Teacher's excited at latest complete overhaul of education system

Teachers across the country are said to be thrilled and excited to hear about this year’s complete overhaul of the education system.

“Obviously one of the big highlights of any schoolteacher’s year is when a new education secretary keen to be promoted to something that isn’t education secretary comes up with the annual complete overhaul of the education system,” said teacher and high-functioning alcoholic Simon Williams.

“Grammar schools this year is it? Well as long as the whole plan is put together by someone whose last experience of school was smoking in the bogs, I’m sure it will be as useful and successful as last year’s annual complete overhaul of the education system.”

Education Secretary Justine Greening was keen to stress that this year’s annual complete overhaul of the education system would be a very different beast to last year’s complete overhaul of the education system.

“I recognise there may be some cynicism about this year’s annual complete overhaul of the education system, but I would like to take this opportunity to reassure all teachers that I have the credentials necessary to implement a more successful annual complete overhaul of the education system than we’ve seen in many years.

“I live two streets away from some school or other and I watched both Grange Hill and Beverly Hills 90210.”

It is understood that this makes Ms Greening the most qualified Education Secretary in 30 years.

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