Tuesday 6 September 2016 by Davywavy and Eddie Hitler

Kim Kardashian has terrible nightmare about going to work with her clothes on


Kim Kardashian has nightmare about going to work with clothes on

Kim Kardashian has just woken from a horrible dream where she went outside with her pants on.

Sitting bolt upright, Kim looked around confused for several moments before realising the experience of everyone ignoring her fully-clothed form was just a figment of her imagination.

Describing the dream as ‘incredibly vivid’, Kardashian spoke of attending a premiere and visiting her salon with ‘absolutely nothing on display’.

Shaking husband Kanye West awake, she insisted he pretend to be interested as she told him about her dream.

“It was just awful,” she said. “I had a jacket and shirt on, and quite loose trousers. Nobody was looking at all.

“When I got to work nobody wanted to take pictures of me.

“God, it was so real. I must be stressed about something.

“Do you think my bum looks small in this?”

Kanye has reassured her that she’s got a delightfully large derrière, before trying to think of rhymes to ‘bum’ and ‘dressed’ as he drifts off to sleep again.

To help her calm down from the experience, Kardashian has texted her personal assistant with instructions to post several pictures of her arse to Instagram this afternoon.

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