Monday 27 June 2016 by Davywavy

‘Project Fear’ to be renamed ‘Project Reality’

Shocked man Project Fear becomes Project Reality

Pretty much everything dismissed as Project Fear has come true this morning, leading to a quick rebranding.

As huge drops in worldwide markets transferred the contents of people’s pensions to hedge funds capable of shorting the market, senior figures in the Leave campaign have confirmed all that money promised for the NHS probably won’t happen after all.

And you’ll still be getting lots of immigrants, they added.

Voters discovered to their shock that people who know what they’re talking about might have actually known what they were talking about a mere 48 hours too late, as their holiday plans vanished down an abominable slurping black hole in the international currency markets.

Prominent leave campaigner Boris Johnson issued a statement that of course there was a plan for what to do next, and it’s a bally super-duper plan with lots to it and it’s all bound to work if you’ll just wait a tick.

“I think I may have left it in my other jacket,” he told reporters in his adorably bumbling way.

When asked what he proposed to do next, UKIP leader Nigel Farage said that was nothing to do with him and he was going to leave it up to the experts.

In other news, the SNP have dismissed dire warnings of what might happen if Scotland leaves the Union as ‘Project Fear’.

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