Thursday 19 May 2016

Arsehole angrily rejecting concept of female Ghostbuster


Ghostbusters remake

An anonymous prick on the Internet who clearly loves himself way too much is insisting the new Ghostbusters movie will be rubbish because females can’t fight ghosts.

Joe Brick, 28, said on Twitter that remaking the iconic 1984 film with women in the lead roles is worse than the Holocaust, because this definitely affects him personally.

“The trailer looks shit, the Ghostbusters look shit, and it will be shit,” claimed Brick from the chair in which he regularly tweets about computer games and ‘nudey ladies’.

“I mean, I haven’t actually seen the film, obviously – but it has women in it and everyone knows women shouldn’t be doing a man’s job.

“One of them is overweight and another one is black, it’s political correctness gone bloody mad.”

Film critic Simon Williams said, “I generally wait until I’ve seen a film before deciding if it’s any good or not, or at least wait until I’ve read a few reviews from people whose judgement I value.

“But then I’m not a sad Internet misogynist crying into my pizza for one in piss-stained underpants, so maybe this is what these people do to get through the day?

“If you want to trust his judgement about the Ghostbusters remake, then fine, but just remember that he publicly claimed that Batman vs Superman was going to be brilliant.”

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