Monday 16 May 2016 by Tommy Charles

Penis transplant recipient sends first unsolicited dick pic


First penis transplant man sends dick pic

The first American man to undergo penis transplant surgery has successfully sent his first unsolicited dick pic.

Chuck Williams, 64, hit the news this week after he received a donor penis to replace his own, which was removed to prevent a cancerous tumour from spreading and today said he was simply hoping to lead a normal life again.

“I want to go back to being who I was,” Williams said, as he has wasted no time in getting back to normality by sending a photo of his penis to a woman who showed absolutely no interest in receiving one.

He continued: “One of the things I missed the most was not having anything to send randomly to women I’ve been talking to, but thankfully now I have a nice new penis to show off – just like any other man would.”

Mr Williams is believed to have sent the picture in reply to a work colleague, Brenda Manning, who was merely texting him to see how he was feeling as a concerned friend.

This naturally prompted him to reply with a carefully angled picture of his genitals.

Ms Manning said of the gesture: “It was a bit of a surprise, to be honest as I’ve never given any indication that I am interested in seeing his penis, but I suppose he is a man and that’s completely normal behaviour.”

“In the end, though, I’m glad he did send it because it is strangely fascinating to look at. A bit like Frankenstein’s finger.”

“I’ve actually shown all of my friends and we’ve had a really good laugh at it, as all women do when we receive a dick pic.”

Doctors say that initial signs are positive, with no indication that the body will reject his new penis and they believe it is an encouraging sign that their patient is already distributing unsolicited images of the new appendage.

Dr Aymon Addien said: “Although the body may accept the new transplant, there are also psychological hurdles to overcome and it’s encouraging to see the patient engaging in such natural and instinctive male behaviour so early on. We are all extremely pleased.”

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