Wednesday 20 April 2016

Bernie Ecclestone earns ‘misogyny’ badge in bid for arsehole hall of fame


Bernie Ecclestone

Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone has added misogyny to the long list of reasons to think he’s a bit of a shit.

After claiming women don’t belong in Formula One cars, the diminutive arsehole claimed the misogynist badge to go along with those he has already gathered for tax avoidance, bribery and being a fan of Hitler.

Psychologist Simon Williams told us, “He’s also extremely short, so he’s got the small-man syndrome going on, not that he gets another badge for that. He has to earn them.

“In every interview in which he appears, he simply oozes contempt for the person asking the questions. He really is a specimen, isn’t he?

“Thankfully we live in a society where such people can succeed and end up extremely wealthy – yay for us.”

In clarification, Ecclestone explained, “I’m not saying women drivers aren’t good at any driving, I had a limo driven by one once – she was ok. She found parking it a problem, though.

“Look, don’t make this into something it’s not, it’s not just women, I would have said black people don’t belong in Formula One if one of them hadn’t already won the bloody thing.

“I’m happy; that’s all you need to know. Thankfully my wife is a big fan of tiny men who like Hitler, bribe officials, avoid tax and hate women.”

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