Sunday 17 April 2016 by Dan Sweryt

Jeremy Corbyn banned from McDonald’s


Jeremy Corbyn banned from mcdonalds

McDonald’s have been blasted as ‘snobs’ after banning Jeremy Corbyn in retaliation for them being banned from the Labour party conference.

Often derided for not containing any real meat, Jeremy Corbyn is the leader of the Labour party.

The political giant wanted a spicy vegetable deluxe and side shaker salad and to give the offensively wealthy restaurant £4.29.

But the fast food restaurant — which has seen several big-money donors buy a Fillet O’Fish for their wives — told Corbyn he was not welcome.

“I just wanted one of their salads,” said the tearful vegetarian. “McDonald’s vegetarian menu is the absolute pinnacle of food in this country and indeed the world,” before looking a little pale and needing a suit down.

“McDonald’s vegetarian menu is the absolute pinnacle of food in this country and indeed the world,” before looking a little pale and needing a sit-down.

Experienced server Simon Williams witnessed the incident.

“Mr Corbyn came in and asked for the food before my 15-year-old trainee manager asked him to leave.

“He left without causing any incident whatsoever, making very little impact to the place at all.

“Things could’ve got ugly but both of them are pretty average looking.”

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