Friday 8 April 2016 by Davywavy

Skeletor demands full transparency from Castle Greyskull


Skeletor calls for transparency from Castle Greyskull

Skeletor has demanded full transparency of the secrets of Castle Greyskull as the scandal surrounding it grew today.

Insisting that an independent enquiry into whether He-Man, Prince of Eternia personally benefitted from the secrets of the castle was in the public interest, Skeletor said that Castle Greyskull and its guardians had nothing to fear if they had nothing to hide.

He-Man is accused of failing to properly declare the gift of a magic sword from the Sorceress, but has said he did nothing wrong.

Skeletor said He-Man had ‘questions to answer’ over why he had the power, when surely it should be placed under full democratic control.

Although he recognised Greyskull has the right to self-determination, Skeletor said it might be necessary to impose direct control from Snake Mountain if it does not become more open in sharing a its secrets.

“Castle Greyskull must submit to proper oversight,” he told reporters.

“What are the secrets of Castle Greyskull? The public has a right to know.

“These shady repositories of arcane lore are a holdover from a past which has no place in the modern Eternia.

“Who knows how many nurses and teachers I would be able to conjure up if I…had…the…power?”

“Sorry, I got a bit carried away there.”

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