Wednesday 6 April 2016 by Davywavy

Donald Trump denies ‘losing’ Wisconsin as he didn’t know where it was in the first place


Donald Trump loses Wisconsin

Donald Trump has said he can’t have ‘lost’ Wisconsin as he didn’t know where it was in the first place.

Issuing a terse and petulant statement after polling closed, the Trump camp insisted that to ‘lose’ something you needed to have some clue where it was to start with.

Trump went on to explain that he would get into to his jet and tell the pilot to take him to ‘Wisconsin’, and beyond that he had no idea where he was going.

“Where is this ‘Wisconsin’ anyway?” He asked.

“A name like that doesn’t sound American. More like European to me.”

“I demand ‘Wisconsin’ produce documents to prove it actually is in America.”

Meanwhile, Governor Ted Cruz said he was delighted to have won Wisconsin as its in Canada where he’s from.

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