Friday 25 March 2016

Good? I’ve had better Fridays, admits Jesus


Good Friday not that Great

Jesus has claimed that whilst he has no problem with people celebrating Good Friday, maybe they would consider renaming it.

Speaking through one of his earthly representatives, Jesus said, “As Fridays go, that particular one wasn’t my best.

“It wasn’t even in my top couple of dozen if I’m honest, but if you want to call it ‘Good’, then I guess that’s fine.

“I actually remember one Friday me and the boys went down to the beach on the Sea of Galilee, I turned some water into wine and we had a cracking laugh mucking about in the sun.

“Mary Magdalene brought some of her mates and we had some fun, you know. That was a great Friday.”

Jesus went on to explain why he understood the Christian desire to celebrate Good Friday.

He said, “Look, I’m not saying there’s nothing good about being crucified, I’m just saying once is enough, and I’m in no hurry to go through it again.

“So how about ‘Shitty But I See Why It Was Necessary Friday’?”

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