Wednesday 6 January 2016 by Lucas Wilde

North Korea tests Hydrogen bomb ‘just for shits and giggles’


Korea hydrogen bomb

The oppressive and horrifying regime of North Korea has tested a deadly hydrogen bomb this morning, just for a laugh.

International bodies have been quick to not have a sense of humour about the whole thing, calling it “a strong challenge to international peace and stability”.

“That just means they can’t handle the bantz,” said North Korean government spokesperson, Simon Williams.

“Everyone needs to let off some steam sometimes. Like that time our glorious leader put toilet paper up his bottom and set it alight, or when he banned everyone from wearing shoes for a week.

“This is like that, but just a bit more explodey.

“There is absolutely nothing for the international community to worry about, although we are more than happy to GIVE them something to worry about if they don’t wind their necks in; and by ‘give’ I mean ‘launch’ and by ‘something’ I mean ‘Intercontinental Ballistic Missile’.”

“Er… I mean… WHEYYYYY!”

Kim Jong-Un is famous for his sense of humour, having actually invented laughter, told the first joke in recorded history and inspired Monty Python’s parrot sketch (source: North Korean Citizen’s Handbook for Make Benefit Breathing Abilities of You and Your Family).

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