Tuesday 29 December 2015 by DavyWavy

Lemmy killed by death


Lemmy Motorhead

Motörhead frontman Lemmy has been killed by death, it has been announced.

This has come as a surprise to many as it was assumed The Grim Reaper was more likely to take up a role in the ever-changing lineup of the band, possibly playing drums.

Death is not expected to slow the legendary musician down, and he has immediately announced an extensive tour covering Dis, Mictlan, Hades, Gehenna and an open air gig at the Styx arena.

It is also reported that mere death will not slow Motorhead’s prodigious rate of album releases.

“Look, I’m sorry about this but in my defense he had been on my list since 1975,” a visibly upset Death told us.

“I’ve actually been trying to collect him for forty years, and nothing stuck. You’ve got to respect that.

“You shouldn’t be too sad though; Lemmy did say that he didn’t want to live forever,” he added.

“It’s in the fucking song.”

When asked, Phil ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor, who died in November, confirmed they were looking to get the band back together.

Shares in Jack Daniels have fallen 47% in early trading on the news.

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