Monday 7 December 2015 by Gary Stanton

David Cameron becomes first victim of twat-shaming


David Cameron, Twat shaming

Prime Minister David Cameron has become the unfortunate victim of a new phenomenon known as twat-shaming.

While attending the Paris summit on Climate Change, the Prime Minister was presented with a slim postcard bearing the words “You are a massive twat”.

The group responsible call themselves Tory Haters UK and are believed to be a liberal-left splinter group of Weightwatchers.

The full message read as follows:

By picking on the most vulnerable in society, while giving generous tax breaks to your rich friends, you and your mate George have singled yourselves out as a pair of twats.

If all that stuff about personal responsibility is true, then it’s time to wake up to yourself and stop being such a twat, you twat. You big stupid twat.

Ha haaa – you’re a twat. Twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twat twatty twatty twat twat.

Let’s not even get started on the ‘putting your penis into the mouth of a dead pig’ stuff, but it goes without saying this is the sort of thing a twat would do, especially when surrounded by a group of fifty or so other braying twats.

Cameron was seen to be visibly shaken by the card and was picked up by a nearby microphone asking George Osborne “Am I a twat?”

Osborne was heard to reply, “Well, if you’re a twat, what does that make me?”, though Cameron’s response was considered unsuitable for online publication.

When quizzed earlier this morning as to whether is he is indeed a twat, Cameron told us, “It’s my glands!”

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