Saturday 14 November 2015 by Michael Deery

The eradication of an entire religion is the only way to ensure our safety, claims fucking moron


Racist

A complete and utter fucking moron has today said that we should completely wipe out the world’s second largest religion.

Explaining that he doesn’t usually side with the French on anything because they’re foreign and frogs, the moron explained the attack on the “Eiffel Tower or wherever”, was the last straw.

“Look, I’m not one hundred percent on what happened because the news is boring, but we all know this sort of thing didn’t happen until these Muslim boys popped up fifth teen years ago.”

“They’re responsible for all the evil in the world; they probably even started the global warming hoax.”

As part of an experiment to determine whether he is just a fucking idiot rather than a fucking moron, an expert on religions and foreign policy was asked to explain the historic political and social conflicts in the Middle East, including the misadventures of Western governments.

After a few intense hours of educational lectures, the absolute fucking moron responded with, “but it’s not just about the killings, it’s about the Serie A law as well.”

“Laugh at me if you want but they are bringing it in. Give it ten to fifth teen years and every man in the UK – sorry – New Iran will have to shit standing up and women won’t be allowed to eat pears.”

“We don’t want foreign religions influencing our law, this is a Christian country. Jewish too, I guess.”

No-one in their right mind would take this staggering moronic fuck serious which is why he is expected to be head hunted by every member of the Republican primary race.

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