Thursday 27 August 2015 by Neil Tollfree

Girls are stupid and they smell, claims Donald Trump


Donald Trump

Donald Trump has launched another furious attack on girls claiming that they are stupid and they smell ‘gross, like doodies’.

It is the latest in a long line of clashes with girls during an increasingly hostile campaign for the Republican nomination.

Several weeks ago, he clashed with Fox News host Megyn Kelly after his mother had explained to him what menstruation was.

“I’m not listening to you,” he said, putting his fingers in his ears.

“My ma just told me what periods are, and that’s what you’re doing. You’re doing periods everywhere. Eww, period lady, period lady. Look everyone Megyn is just a big period.”

It has been seen as one Mr Trump’s oratorical highpoints.

Other clashes with women include holding his nose for the duration of an address he gave to the ‘Republican Ladies of Arkansas’ group, running away shouting ‘I’ve got cooties, I’ve got cooties,’ after accidentally shaking hands with a woman, and projectile vomiting into the face of his wife when she wore trousers.

Girls, however, have been quick to hit back.

“Donald’s just a big old silly who’s got a name like a fart-sound,” said one yesterday before blowing a big raspberry and having a fit of giggles.

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