Friday 21 August 2015 by Neil Tollfree

North Korea preparing for war against reality


Kim Jong Un war against reality

North Korea’s fragile relationship with reality has deteriorated to the extent that Kim Jong-Un has put his troops on a war footing.

War between North Korea and reality now seems inevitable.

North Korea has had little more than a nodding acquaintance with reality in recent years with Kim Jong-Un claiming to have eradicated AIDS, to be close to sending a man to the moon, and that his people have food.

It is expected that North Korea will declare war on reality for ‘preventing Kim Jong-Un becoming the greatest human being who ever lived’.

It appears that the rogue state’s antagonism with reality has heightened over recent months with reality denying Kim Jong-Un the position of Pope, the title of Heavyweight Champion of the World, and superpowers.

But the final straw appears to by reality intervening in Kim Jong-Un’s ambition to succeed Daniel Craig in the James Bond films.

“Our Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un’s heroic struggle against reality will continue on until he triumphs and reality lies crumpled and broken beneath his heroic boots,” said a spokesperson for the North Korean leader today.

The people of North Korea are said to be broadly in favour of whatever Kim Jong-Un says provided they get a slightly tastier grass to eat.

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