Tuesday 7 July 2015

Donald Trump’s barber reveals hairpiece is used to cover swastika tattoo


Donald Trump swastika

Donald Trump has no choice but to continue the use of a ridiculous hairpiece, after his former barber revealed it is used to conceal a swastika tattoo on his scalp.

Despite years of ridicule for his decision to cover his head with possibly the most fake looking thatch in world politics, the presidential hopeful actually has no choice in the matter according to his former stylist.

Retired barber Chuck Williams told us, “Donald doesn’t enjoy that preposterous hairstyle, he’ll happily admit it makes him look like a vain moron – but it’s simply a case of having to.

“The Swastika is clearly visible unless you back-comb and fold over what’s left of his hair and then supplement it with some synthetic stuff that looks like a shredded wheat.

“He never told me the origin of the tattoo, and he never liked to talk about it with me, he just insisted that I do everything in my power to make sure no-one ever saw it.

“I guess his hair regimen has become even more important since he decided to enter the presidential race.”

Many have said that Trump should just shave his head and embrace the tattoo, and all it stands for.

US voter Mike Sanders told us, “His comments on the Mexicans already told us what he thinks of people who aren’t white and blond, so why not just come right out and reveal his true self?

“To be honest, it would probably secure him a lot of votes in certain parts of the country.”

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