Tuesday 24 March 2015 by Neil Tollfree

Perverts optimistic over Taylor Swift’s purchase of ‘.porn’ domain name


Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift’s purchase of the TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult Internet domain names has seen optimism amongst perverts reach feverish levels.

The ‘.adult,’ ‘.porn,’ domains have recently been released and are expected to be followed by ‘.fiddle,’ ‘.parts,’ and ‘.BigWobblyBazoombas.’

“This can only mean one thing,” said ardent pervert Simon Williams.

“Taylor Swift is going to do porn, and I for one think it’s about time.”

The ‘Party like it’s 1989’ star is one of the most successful women on the planet, having sold millions of records and won several Grammys; therefore hope for a move into the adult industry seems absurdly optimistic.

“But, she’s really, really fit,” continued Williams, visibly sweating.

“And seeing her bra-less would be great. I mean, why else would she have bought those Internet addresses if not to give her adult fans some more adult action?”

“Look, I’m not expecting anal or golden showers, but surely it’s not too much to hope for that she’ll just do some solo stuff or even straight sex? It would probably be tastefully lit with a below average sound track.”

A spokesperson for the star hasn’t been necessary as the obvious explanation is that she’s buying the domain names to prevent anyone exploiting her name, but a more dismal collection of men are hoping that when it comes to underwear; Taylor Swift will ‘Shake it off’ soon.

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