Friday 23 January 2015 by Davywavy

We’ll take the risk of ‘girl on top’ injury, insist men


Women on top injuries for men

With reports that ‘girl on top’ sexual positions are the most likely to cause injury to men, men have bravely confirmed that they’re absolutely fine with that, thanks very much.

“As a man, you have to take risks”, said Mick Carter, a highly courageous plasterer from Cheadle.

“For some, it’s climbing that mountain in the Yellowstone. For others, walking to the South Pole.

“For me, it’s having my girlfriend bouncing round on top of me like she’s riding for the Pony Express.

“Bouncing”, he added. “Bounce… bounce… Sorry, I was miles away, what were we talking about?”

Sex Injuries

Studies carried out in Accident & Emergency wards across the country have confirmed that, of those men suffering from cowgirl-related injuries, “absolutely none whatsoever” would commit to not doing it again.

“It’s a testament to the human spirit”, said gentleman’s-area specialist Dr Colin Hughes.

“Despite suffering injury, they get right back on that horse. As it were.”

Patient Dave O’Neill, an intrepid telesales executive, said “I know the risks but I’m mentally prepared to take them.

“When my missus is going for it I like to pretend I’m a heroic danger-seeker, like Bear Grylls.”

When asked, his wife Julie said, “Yeah, so do I.”

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