Wednesday 16 October 2013

Daddy Long Legs go above Jehovah’s Witnesses in list of annoying household visitors


Daddy Long Legs have finally moved above Jehovah’s Witnesses in a list of annoying things to visit you at home.

After a couple of weeks of prolonged activity, homeowners across the UK have admitted that a large fly with all the aerial grace of Ryanair pilot is more annoying than having devout christians at your front door.

Home owner Simon Williams told us, “A visit from the JVs is always a pain in the arse, as their earnest belief in what they’re doing seems to make them completely immune from pointing out how antisocial their call is.”

“But at least there was some fun to be had with them going over all that mental stuff about blood transfusions and where all the black people came from.”

“You know, maybe if Jehovah’s witnesses came in and started bouncing off the walls and heading for the all the lamps they’d be a little bit more entertaining and therefore welcome.”

“But unfortunately the daddy-long-legs has no redeemable features whatsoever. You can’t even take the piss out of them.”

“Unlike flies, you can’t simply ignore them as all women think of them as flying spiders, so when the numbers grow like they did in the last few weeks up I’m forever up and down like a bloody yoyo throwing them outside.”

“But on the plus side, at least they don’t insist on leaving us leaflets about their preferred fairy stories.”

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