Friday 2 November 2012

Psychic uses spirit guide to correctly predict lack of psychic ability


Professional psychic Patricia Putt has claimed she definitely has psychic powers after she had a vision which correctly predicted she would fail a test to see if she has psychic powers.

In a controlled test at Goldsmiths, University of London, Mrs Putt and another psychic were assessed to see if they could exhibit any psychic ability whatsoever – a test which the spirits told her she would fail.

She told reporters, “It came to me in a dream like state, with the spirits telling me I would perform no better than a non-psychic and that my results would be consistent with the operation of chance alone.”

“They were very clear on this point.”

“I then wrote this prediction in a sealed envelope and handed it to one of the testers who had it in their pocket throughout the test.”

“They opened it at the end, proving my psychic prediction to be true. There wasn’t much applause, but I imagine they were clapping on the inside.”

“I have to say that I’m delighted to finally put this skepticism behind me and focus on what I do best, taking money from gullible people.”

Psychics tested

A spokesperson for the Anomalistic Psychology Research Unit at Goldsmiths explained, “She’s been pretty clever actually.”

“By having a psychic vision of her miserably failing the tests we set, she can still appear to have psychic powers.”

“Well, at least to morons with more money than sense, anyway.”

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