Tuesday 1 November 2011

Katie Price accuses Kim Kardashian of lifestyle plagiarism


Katie Price has launched a scathing attack on US reality TV thing Kim Kardashian, accusing her of completely copying her media-hungry talent-bereft existence.

Kardashian has long been accused of following the Katie Price model of getting cameras to follow you everywhere so you can tell them how famous you are, but her collapsed celebrity marriage has been seen as going just a step too far.

Price told reporters, “My marriage to Alex Reid lasted about six months, but her 72 day one to Kris Humphries is just taking the piss.”

“First of all she copied me by having a sex tape with a pop star leaked to the media, then she had her own TV show which just follows her around doing things, and now this.  All without displaying any discernible talent whatsoever. It’s too much.”

“I have instructed my lawyers, and you will be able to follow the progress of the trial on my new Living TV show ‘Katie does some legal stuff and that’.”

Kim Kardashian split

Entertainment analysts have predicted that a joint press conference by the vacuous pair could be the fourth sign of the apocalypse as foretold in the book of Revelation.

“It says in black and white right here in Revelations 6:7-8 ‘And I looked, and behold two pale horse faces: and the name that sat on them was Death, and Hell followed with them. And power was given unto them over the morons of the earth, to kill with books, and with magazines, and with reality television coverage, and with the worst agents of all the earth’.”

“If that’s not cause enough to have them both removed from our screens forever, then I don’t know what is.”

“We’re talking about two people without a single redeeming personality trait between them, yet millions of idiots continue to lap it up.”

“Unfortunately, they have so much in common that they’re likely to come together at some point, and then we’re all doomed.”

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