Thursday 12 May 2011

Conspiracy theorists to just go ahead and debunk Bin Laden photos anyway


Conspiracy theorists have said they might just go ahead and post their debunking of the as yet unreleased photographs of Osama Bin Laden, insisting that actually seeing the photographs is irrelevant to their argument.

There is a still a growing pool of gullible morons who firmly believe the death of Osama Bin Laden was faked, and who are keen to see their amateurish debunking of his ‘death photos’ spread all over the Internet.

Moon landing-denier Kyle Morton said, “We realise the normal way this works is that someone presents some ‘evidence’ and then we find a highly-implausible way of saying it’s faked.”

“But it doesn’t look like we’ll be seeing those photos any time soon, so why can’t we just skip to the ‘they’re definitely fake’ bit?”

“Our arguments aren’t going to change just because we’ve seen the photos, so why wait?”

Bin Laden ‘alive’ claim nutjobs

Morton began his critique of they yet-to-be-seen evidence by saying there are obvious signs of photoshop manipulation.

“You can clearly tell it’s been photoshoped, or rather you will be able to once they are released. It’s pretty obvious, I’m sure you’ll agree.”

“Also, we have this photo of Osama Bin Laden looking a bit different to the picture of Osama Bin Laden we haven’t seen yet, which suggests they used a look-a-like.  What more proof do you need?”

“Wait, please don’t leave, I haven’t told you about the chemtrails yet!”

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