Tuesday 8 February 2011

Pissing on a cash point officially Blue’s best release of all-time


After Anthony Costa of boy-band Blue was photographed pissing against a cash point, experts have been quick to hail his actions as the most artistically significant release that Blue have ever made.

Photographs of the incident made their way into the tabloids, leading to analysis of Blue’s sudden improvement in their artistic output.

Music journalist Mike Thomas told us, “You have to remember, hot steaming piss excreted from the urethra of an inebriated cockney pop star is by far the most artistic thing that the band have ever done.”

“If I had to watch Anthony Costa endlessly pissing against a cash point, or listen to any record they’ve ever made, I know which I, and millions of others, would prefer.”

In a statement issued by his management Costa has apologised for his behaviour, insisting he will stop pissing on the street and get back to defecating into the ears of the nation as soon as possible.

“I am sorry to the fans, especially those who ever bought a blue record, only to literally see me piss it up a wall.”

Anthony Costa cash point piss

Music fans don’t seem particulaly upset by the Eurovision entrants new artistic direction.

Rich Williams told us, “I dunno, if it stops them making records then I have to say that I’m 100% behind it.”

“The Eurovision Song Contest is coming up, but rather than ‘sing’ maybe their entry could involve Duncan James wiping bogies under all the chairs in the auditorium, or Lee Ryan shitting on the middle of the stage.”

“I’m pretty sure the Germans would give us good marks for that.”

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