Tuesday 16 November 2010

Facebook creates easier way for spammers to offer you cock pills


Social networking giant Facebook has announced an incredibly convenient new way for spammers to offer you extremely good deals on the best cock pills.

The new system, which Mark Zuckerberg insists is more than just email, will allow spammers to offer you their wares in more convenient ways than is currently possible with the Internet’s various antiquated email systems.

Andrew Bosworth, lead Facebook engineer on the project explained, “What’s important is the message, not the way it’s delivered. The real value is in the cock pill deals they have on offer – not the technological medium they used get that message to your inbox.”

“Traditionally, cock pill merchants might send you an email, or an SMS, or even an instant message if it was from one of the tens of thousands of fake Facebook accounts.”

“Now these messages can all be delivered to one place, without them having to spend time and money using different delivery mechanisms. Facebook users might never miss a great deal on cock pills ever again.”

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Technology journalists have reacted positively to the announcement claiming that it is about time we came up with a new communication medium for spammers to exploit and ultimately ruin completely.

Analyst Dave Williams explained, “You should read nothing into the fact that Facebook is already rife with applications that post messages to your wall and to your friends without you knowing about it, this will definitely be brilliant.”

“This is just what the spamming community needs.  One single place where you go to get all of your messages – you know, somewhere for them to focus all of their efforts.”

“They must think Christmas has come early.”

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