Tuesday 21 September 2010 By Spacey

Tesco to give away free knob gag to every Viagra customer


Supermarket giant Tesco is to offer a free knob gag to every customer following the announcement that it will be offering cut price Viagra over the counter from next Monday.

The news that the supermarket chain will be selling the drug over the counter has been greeted warmly by some doctors with Dr Nick Tomlinson of the Sexual Advice Association saying, “Some men can find going to their GP and discussing erectile dysfunction an embarrassing experience.”

“What better way to alleviate those feelings of awkwardness than going to your local supermarket and trying to explain to an 18 year-old Saturday girl that you have trouble getting an erection.”

A spokesperson for Tesco has confirmed the knob gag giveaway by stating “We are delighted to offer Viagra to our customers at such a cheap price, and hope it will provide stiff competition to chemists.”

“Haha, did you see what I did there? Stiff competition! Brilliant!”

Tesco Pharmacy

The Tesco spokesperson also confirmed that some customers had already gotten into the spirit of things despite the drug not going on sale until Monday.

“Just yesterday there was an incident in one of our Leeds stores where a man was seen running around the fruit and veg aisle with a cucumber between his legs shouting ‘Aye up, love, it’s working, it’s working!'”

Dr Tomlinson has however expressed concerns about free penis puns by revealing, “Erectile disfunction can be a sign of underlying health problems and can also cause feelings of inadequacy.”

“The inability to achieve an erection can be really hard on them….Shit! Not hard on, difficult for them, I meant difficult for them.”

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