UK Spoof News and Satire

September 2010

Tour de France winner Contador accused of doping, what do you think?

“To be honest, if I had to spend a month in France I’d want to be doped up to the eyeballs too.”

Doctors provide new excuse for pain in the arse kids

Doctors have provided a new excuse for kids that are a perpetual pain in the arse, by suggesting that ADHD is actually due to genetic anomalies over which parents have no control.

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David Miliband steps back to spend more time with dastardly revenge plot

David Miliband has said he will no longer be involved in front-line politics, and that he intends to spend more time on the dastardly revenge plot against those who conspired to keep him from becoming Labour leader.

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First pictures released of North Korea’s next supreme lunatic

North Korea state media have released a photograph which appears to be the first confirmed picture of the country’s next supreme lunatic, Kim Jong-un.

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‘Stonehenge boy’ probably killed by early Daily Mail readers

After tests revealed that the remains found at Stonehenge belonged to a teenager from one of those countries where they are are slightly browner than us, suspicion for his death has been aimed at early Daily Mail readers.

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George Lucas to release Special Collectors Edition Boxset of Star Wars Special Collectors Editions

George Lucas has announced that he will be re-releasing the entire Star Wars Saga in a Special Collectors Edition Boxset of Special Collectors Editions, with previously unseen footage that wasn’t deemed interesting enough for any of the previous fifteen releases.

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