March 2010

Popinions: What do you think about Wayne Rooney’s injured ankle?

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Manchester United and England fans are waiting to hear the extent of an ankle injury suffered by striker Wayne Rooney in Tuesday’s 2-1 loss to Bayern Munich.

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Millions of Welsh viewers set for massive Channel 5 disappointment

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As Wales becomes the first part of the country to complete its digital television switch over, millions of homes are set for their first extremely disappointing exposure to Channel 5.

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Watching Sky promotions for Sky pay-per-view events to become much cheaper

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Regulator Ofcom has told Sky television that it must cut the price it charges rival cable, terrestrial and internet broadcasters to show the ridiculous number of promotional programmes it uses to promote its pay-per-view events.

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Ricky Martin announces he is proud to be performer of ‘Shake Your Bon-Bon’

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Ricky Martin has put an end to years of speculation by confirming in an internet posting that he is proud to have recorded and performed hits such as ‘Livin La Vida Loca’, and ‘Shake Your Bon Bon’.

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Everyone else is wrong about everything, insist prospective chancellors

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Chancellor Alistair Darling has clashed with his Conservative and Lib Dem counterparts in a live TV debate over who is the least wrong about everything.

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New Labour bans itself in crackdown on dangerous ‘legal governments’

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Following yesterday’s ban on the ‘legal high’ mephedrone, Britain’s Labour Party has today declared itself illegal as part of an ongoing crackdown on readily-available ‘dangerous governments’.

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Everton’s Tim Cahill accosted by vengeful corner flags

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Everton’s Tim Cahill was last night accosted by a group of angry corner flags hell-bent on revenge after years of unprovoked attacks by the Australian midfielder.

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Unions to strike over excessive demands of union membership

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The nation’s unions are to stage a four day walk out over the increasing demands of members seeking representation during industrial disputes over increasing work demands.

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Join the Cannes Festival elite with Stella Artois 4%

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Stella Artois 4 have decided to hold a competition to find 50 lucky winners from all around the world who will be flown to the Cannes Film Festival and stay at Picasso’s former home the highly prestigious Le Manoir de L’Etang in Mougin – Read here to find out more.

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Vatican warns media to stop basing reports on things that definitely happened

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The Vatican newspaper has launched a scathing attack on the world’s media after it used ‘facts’ to report that a Vatican office that was definitely led by the Pope, definitely ignored a complaint about a priest over some definite child abuse.

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