January 2010

New West Ham owners launch regime with logo change

Thumbnail image for New West Ham owners launch regime with logo change

The new owners of West Ham football club, pornographers David Gold and David Sullivan, have relaunched the club in their own image by including two enormous dildos in the club’s crest.

Read the full article →

Tories to insist teachers are brighter than some of the children in the class

Thumbnail image for Tories to insist teachers are brighter than some of the children in the class

The Conservatives are promising to make teaching “brazenly elitist” by ensuring that a BTEC Diploma in Transport Management no longer qualifies you to teach Geography to young adults.

Read the full article →

It is not all Buckfast, we’re proper naughty, insist Scottish criminals

Thumbnail image for It is not all Buckfast, we’re proper naughty, insist Scottish criminals

Hardcore Scottish criminals have been quick to defend their reputations against Police accusations that they only break the law due to drinking caffeinated tonic wine Buckfast.

Read the full article →

BBC found guilty of fellating members of U2

Thumbnail image for BBC found guilty of fellating members of U2

The BBC has admitted coverage of the launch of U2 album No Line On The Horizon last February, went too far – with the sexual favours performed on members of the band by radio presenters, probably being ‘a bit too much’.

Read the full article →

Football world stunned by how little Redknapp hid from tax man

Thumbnail image for Football world stunned by how little Redknapp hid from tax man

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has been charged with £40,000 worth of tax evasion, leaving the football world stunned by how little cash he has actually hidden over the years.

Read the full article →

Chinese men busy bookmarking all the ‘good stuff’

Thumbnail image for Chinese men busy bookmarking all the ‘good stuff’

As Google threatens to withdraw its services in China, men across the world’s largest nation have been busy bookmarking all of the best sites providing free smut and filth.

Read the full article →

Boots to launch own-brand ‘Chocolate Teapot’ range

Thumbnail image for Boots to launch own-brand ‘Chocolate Teapot’ range

High-street giants Boots came under scrutiny once more this week after unveiling plans for their own-brand range of teapots crafted from delicious milk chocolate.

Read the full article →

Alcohol labelling should change from incomprehensible to unfathomable, claim Tories

Thumbnail image for Alcohol labelling should change from incomprehensible to unfathomable, claim Tories

The term ‘units of alcohol’ should be scrapped in favour of the equally baffling ‘centilitres of pure alcohol’ in an attempt to ensure people have no idea how much they are drinking, the Tories have said.

Read the full article →

Bingo wings and muffin tops still definitely unhealthy, insist doctors

Thumbnail image for Bingo wings and muffin tops still definitely unhealthy, insist doctors

News that certain types of fat on women have been shown to improve overall health has forced medical experts to explain that flabby jowls, muffin tops and darts-player guts are still unhealthy, and most importantly, hideously unattractive.

Read the full article →

Avoid Cocaine and just use slow-killing drugs tobacco and alcohol, warn experts

Thumbnail image for Avoid Cocaine and just use slow-killing drugs tobacco and alcohol, warn experts

Cocaine can not be considered a ‘safe party drug’ until the deaths it apparently causes are no longer sudden, but are instead long, drawn out painful affairs like those suffered due to alcohol and tobacco.

Read the full article →

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →