Transport for London was last night warned by fans of Kelly Brook that using images of over-sized baked confectionery poses a significantly greater health risk than accidentally catching a passing glimpse at Miss Brook’s cleavage.
Gordon Brown encouraged the sacking of the UK’s former chief drugs adviser, Professor David Nutt, for trying to introduce an element of truth into the political process.
Chancellor Alistair Darling has confirmed that Lloyds, RBS and Northern Rock will be broken up allowing entirely new organisations to ask you to fill in hundreds of forms before telling you, “No, you can’t have the money.”
