
The UK was celebrating last night after a bout of swine flu finally gave the country an excuse to quarantine Cherie Blair. Mrs Blair started feeling unwell at the start of the week and has now been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, known by everyone as swine flu. As the diagnosis was made, everyone in [...]
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The BBC last night vowed to punish an unnamed presenter after they launched a scathing attack on a BBC presenter, via a self-deprecating joke.
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Sports commentators to expand vocabulary of filth
Sports commentators have been given a unique opportunity to expand their working horizons, after the Royal National Institute for Blind People (RNIB) successfully lobbied parliament to fund ‘Sex Talkers’ for the blind.