Sunday 15 February 2009
Beckham: Massive tool, or harmless retard?
David Beckham has captured the imagination of the country for over a decade, but today we ask, “Is he just a massive tool? Or is he merely a harmless retard?”
Beckham, 34, who shot to fame in the mid-nineties after wearing women’s clothing in public, maintained his early high profile with a string of outrageous haircuts.
But was this his idea?
The casual observer could see it as the prancing display of a limelight-hungry media-whore, or was he merely controlled by those seeking to benefit from his mental incapacity?
Today you have a chance to set the record straight.
David Beckham: Tool or Retard?
David Beckham has captured the imagination of the country for over a decade, but today we ask, \"Is he just a massive tool? Or is he merely a harmless retard?\"Beckham, 34, who shot to fame in the mid-nineties after wearing women\'s clothing in public, maintained his early high profile with a string of outrageous ...- Beckham to receive lifetime achievement award for services to commercial sponsorships
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