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Farage erection enters 7th hour

Nigel Farage’s erection shows no signs of abating, according to source close to the UKIP leader this morning.

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‘Send em back where they came from’ officially 2014’s top performing political slogan

Telling voters you’ll send everyone back to where they came from is officially 2014’s top performing political policy, according new research this morning.

Former Prime Minister Gordon brown has announced that he will resign as MP in order to become a full-time pick-up artist.

As the Rochester and Strood by-election campaign reaches its final stages, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has waded into the debate, giving his organisation’s full support to UKIP’s Mark Reckless.

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