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Great Outdoors to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’

A recent study has found that most people no longer consider the Great Outdoors to be in any way ‘great’ and accordingly, it is to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’ to reflect this new attitude.

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Wormtail quits as White House press secretary

Half-man half-rat Peter Pettigrew has resigned suddenly from his role as chief spokesman for the White House.

A woman has been hit with ‘food poisoning’ after drinking a litre of wine in a popular high street establishment.

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