The sickening terrorism attack on a soldier in Woolwich has really brought out the caring, tolerant and inclusive sides of society, according to reports this morning.
Sky News blames Hillsborough on miners strike
A Sky News documentary will tonight make the astonishing claim that the Hillsborough disaster was the fault of Arthur Scargill.
Shock as UKIP member’s Facebook page fails to mention any Jewish conspiracies
There has been widespread shock throughout Britain after a member of UKIP used his Facebook account to share pictures with his friends and indulge in general chit-chat.
Scrotums north and south of the border are absolutely incensed by the suggestion that Nigel Farage is one of them, according to reports.
Men everywhere have said it would be no bad thing if retiring from football meant that David Beckham put on a few pounds and wore the odd pair of sweat pants.
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- A&E departments urged to hide where stupid people can’t find them
- Dan Brown novel to include teenage wizard who likes bondage
- George Osborne admits to preventative brain surgery
- Fury over Iain Duncan Smith ‘heart-eating video’
- We should have used someone else’s music in Spice Girls musical, admit producers
- Coronavirus already Britain’s sick day excuse of choice
- Man City insist that sacking managers who finish second is how United win titles
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