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Democrats suggest all guns be sold through Trump empire to ensure fall in sales figures

After President Trump surprised supporters and critics by announcing his support in a move towards tighter gun controls, the Democratic party have suggested a novel idea to reduce the number of guns on the streets.

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We probably won’t have to become nomadic warriors tribes after Brexit, reassures David Davis

In a statement seen by many as a way to lower expectations for a future outside the EU, David Davis has confidently declared that it was unlikely Britons will be forced into a dystopian future where small bands of motorised ravagers roam the land fighting over food, water and petrol.

37-year-old Simon Williams managed to get through the ordeal of a 2-hour heating inspection without making eye contact with his plumber once, he has revealed.

Search parties are being organized and police have set up roadblocks along the New Forest after Jeremy Corbyn, Emily Thornberry and John McDonnell fled screaming into the trees because a receptionist with a speech impediment asked about their preferred option for breakfast.

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