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Loathsome EU bastards determined to deprive hardworking Brits of dirty air

Meddling eurocrats are seeking to clean the air inside the UK in the latest display of their frightening power.

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Boris Johnson to receive Pride of Britain Award for coping without a private plane

The Foreign Secretary’s bravery and stoicism in the face of an extraordinarily challenging life without a private plane is to be recognised with a Pride of Britain Award.

Sign manufacturers in North London are currently working hard to make sure they have enough ‘Unai Emery out’ signs ready for the new manager’s first game in charge at Arsenal.

Your neighbour’s car alarm will continue to go off at random intervals all through the night, according to reports today.

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Thousands of ‘Unai Emery out’ signs currently being manufactured in Arsenal area

Sign manufacturers in North London are currently working hard to make sure they have enough ‘Unai Emery out’ signs ready for the new manager’s first game in charge at Arsenal.

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SAS selection trials to include one month in an American High School

Soldiers aspiring to join the elite Special Air Service will now have to spend one month in an American high school to prove their survival credentials.

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SAS selection trials to include one month in an American High School

Soldiers aspiring to join the elite Special Air Service will now have to spend one month in an American high school to prove their survival credentials.

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M&S employees promised ‘not just any redundancy’

With the news today that a number of Marks and Spencer shops are to close 100 shops by 2022, senior management have assured staff that their redundancy will be something special.