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Labour manifesto to include pledge on 100% reduction in Katie Hopkins

After promising to leave the country if Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister, Katie Hopkins has found herself central to a revised Labour election strategy.

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New poll shows televised leaders debate won by King Richard III

Early polling indicates that last night’s televised leaders debate between David Cameron and Ed Miliband was won by King Richard III by a wide margin.

The SNP election manifesto will be an 80’s-style ‘choose your own adventure’ book, it has been announced today.

There were sensational scenes in the House of Commons yesterday as William Hague repeatedly kicked John Bercow in the shins before giving him a Chinese burn.

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