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Tabloid reporters hail Harry Kane as England saviour search his bins for dirt

Tabloid newspapers have celebrated Harry Kane’s England debut goal by dedicating back pages to his performance and their best ‘reporters’ to find dirt on the young striker.

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Lonely Jeremy Clarkson caught narrating shopping trolley performance around Waitrose

Recently fired former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has been seen wandering around a Cotswolds Waitrose narrating the performance of his shopping trolley.

After promising to leave the country if Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister, Katie Hopkins has found herself central to a revised Labour election strategy.

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