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I would be a fool not to trust Vladimir Putin over the FBI and CIA, insists Donald Trump

President Donald Trump has decided to believe the word of the Russian president, rather than his own intelligence agencies when it comes to outside interference in the democratic process of the United States.

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Please stop calling me ‘daddy’, Putin begs Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin really doesn’t like Donald Trump referring to him as “daddy”.

Piers Morgan is celebrating this morning after finding a valuable cufflink he had written off as lost while deep inside the colon of Donald Trump during his most recent interview with the American President.

A man who will loudly tell you that participation trophies and celebrating ‘taking part’ instead of winning has ruined an entire generation, is demanding the England team get an open top bus parade finishing fourth at the World Cup.

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