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Gambling ‘bad’ insists organisation running a sport that would be broke without it

The football association has banned Joey Barton for 18 months for doing the sort of thing football sponsors definitely want to see more of.

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Man who hasn’t washed determined to sit next to you on the bus

A man with startlingly poor personal hygiene is determined to sit next to you despite there being plenty of other seats available today.

Arrests have been made at West Ham and Newcastle United under the trades descriptions act after they claimed to be ‘football teams’.

Popular dismal chocolatiers Nestle have announced that they are ‘taking back control’ by moving three hundred jobs to Poland.

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