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Nation wondering how to use leap second as excuse for a lie-in

Workers across the country are checking if a leap second provides them with a plausible reason for their alarm not going off tomorrow.

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World queuing championship ruined by tennis

Once again, the World queuing championship at Wimbledon has been invaded by a number of non-queuers playing tennis in the Queuing Championship grounds.

Worst human being of all time and occasional musician, Kanye West, is to be executed next week after making a complete scrote of Queen’s unqualified rock classic, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.

A new study has revealed that the vast majority of humans now find their cats make more sense than their managers.

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World queuing championship ruined by tennis

Once again, the World queuing championship at Wimbledon has been invaded by a number of non-queuers playing tennis in the Queuing Championship grounds.

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US Supreme Court rules homophobes and bigots should go f*ck themselves

The US Supreme Court made history today by ruling that closet cases and other bigots who try to feel better about themselves by hating gays should probably, on balance, get fucked.

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Kanye West sentenced to death for crimes against Queen

Worst human being of all time and occasional musician, Kanye West, is to be executed next week after making a complete scrote of Queen’s unqualified rock classic, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.

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US Supreme Court rules homophobes and bigots should go f*ck themselves

The US Supreme Court made history today by ruling that closet cases and other bigots who try to feel better about themselves by hating gays should probably, on balance, get fucked.

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North Korea invents Bacon

North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has discovered a new wonder food called ‘Bacon’, the Korean Central News Agency announced today.

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Further GCSE confusion as religious studies paper found to contain no answers

Students have faced further confusion during their GCSEs after it was revealed that the answers for a religious studies exam were based on an illogical concept that revolves around superbeings and magic.

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Managers now less comprehensible than cats

A new study has revealed that the vast majority of humans now find their cats make more sense than their managers.