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George Osborne shot dead after child falls into his enclosure

The Chancellor of the Exchequer has been shot to protect a child who fell into his enclosure.

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Jeremy Corbyn unmasked as HYDRA agent

Plucky, loveable hero Jeremy Corbyn is actually an agent of supranational comic book terror organisation HYDRA, according to a shock revelation today.

A large number of Twitter users have urged fans to weigh up Johnny Depp’s alleged domestic abuse against the fact that he can do a really good pirate.

Republican presumptive nominee for the president, Donald Trump, has today proved the only thing smaller than his hands are his balls after chickening out of a debate with Democrat Bernie Sanders.

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