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Study finds sports drinks failing to give drinkers enough energy to put bottle in bin

Despite sports energy drinks containing substantial amounts of sugar and caffeine they still don’t give people enough energy to carry the empty bottle to a fucking bin, we can report today.

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Paedophiles busy practising dementia symptoms

Westminster is bracing itself for a rush of early-onset dementia diagnoses following the Crown Prosecution Service decision not to prosecute Lord Janner.

A brave group of anonymous men hounded a woman off Twitter after it was rumoured that she is being considered as the new host of vulnerable TV show, Top Gear.

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Paedophiles busy practising dementia symptoms

Westminster is bracing itself for a rush of early-onset dementia diagnoses following the Crown Prosecution Service decision not to prosecute Lord Janner.

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Courageous Top Gear fans protect vulnerable show from woman

A brave group of anonymous men hounded a woman off Twitter after it was rumoured that she is being considered as the new host of vulnerable TV show, Top Gear.

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Striking teachers ‘out of touch’, claims party of rich old men who’ve never had a proper job

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Exports of Scotch Whisky fall 7%

Overseas sales of Scotch whisky fell dramatically last year after years of growth, according to new figures.