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Actual grown-ups thrilled by release of new Star Wars toys

Actual grown-ups are reported to be genuinely excited by the release of some new Star Wars toys today.

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Hipster claims he was into Syrian refugees before it was cool

Hipster Simon Williams has insisted he was into supporting Syrian refugees long before it went mainstream.

A man has been left humiliated after he was exposed for being able to remember funny things that other people have said rather than actually being funny.

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