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Masturbate to keep warm this winter, says Osborne

George Osborne has suggested that those concerned about fuel bills this winter should masturbate to keep warm.

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Blackpool hotel guests fined £100 for not voting UKIP

Further embarrassment was heaped on Blackpool’s tarnished image yesterday, when news emerged of yet another hotelier fining guest for opinions he didn’t like.

An American grand Jury report has found, after a six month investigation, that guns remain awesome.

The UK’s first bus powered entirely by the excrement inside an election manifesto has gone into service between Bristol and Bath.

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Masturbate to keep warm this winter, says Osborne

George Osborne has suggested that those concerned about fuel bills this winter should masturbate to keep warm.

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Paddington Bear film forced to cut mutual masturbation scene

StudioCanal has voluntarily cut a controversial scene of mutual masturbation from the new Paddington Bear film.

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Guns still awesome, insists Grand Jury

An American grand Jury report has found, after a six month investigation, that guns remain awesome.

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New bio-bus to run on bullshit election manifestos

The UK’s first bus powered entirely by the excrement inside an election manifesto has gone into service between Bristol and Bath.

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Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.

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Train man proactively moves right the way down inside the carriage

A passenger on a rush hour train has proactively made his into the middle of an otherwise packed carriage to allow fellow commuters to board, according to reports.