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2022 World Cup to be held on the Moon

FIFA have announced the QATAR 2022 World Cup will be held on the moon.

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MI5 ‘missed opportunities’ to stop the extremist Nige Al-Farage travelling abroad

Fresh claims are being made today that the security services could have done more to stop the well-known extremist Nige Al-Farage from travelling to the US to preach his messages of hate and intolerance.

Basingstoke resident Simon Williams has been forced to load the dishwasher like some kind of bomb disposal expert, for fear of his wife exploding again.

Being reliant on nothing more than your own coastline for your power needs would drastically reduce the incentives for foreign invasions, Tony Blair has warned this morning.

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Lagoon power stations would drastically reduce opportunities for foreign invasions, warns Tony Blair

Being reliant on nothing more than your own coastline for your power needs would drastically reduce the incentives for foreign invasions, Tony Blair has warned this morning.