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Tommy Robinson named as new ISIS Press Secretary

Terrorist organisation ISIS has announced that far-right activity Tommy Robinson will be their new press secretary, after doing such a sterling job attributing every possible incident to the publicity-hungry Islamic extremists.

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Social media companies to gain credibility by delivering headlines to Michael Gove by bus

In order to address any perceived untruths spread across their platforms, social media companies will take to delivering the news to Michael Gove on the side of a bus.

Michael Gove has accused social media of distorting the truth, insisting that he and only he can be considered a source of news that is entirely beyond reproach.

In a move calculated to defuse a growing social media campaign against the Tories, trusted man-of-the-people Michael Gove gave his word that he would make law the animal sentience clause that his party had just voted not to make law.

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Social media companies to gain credibility by delivering headlines to Michael Gove by bus

In order to address any perceived untruths spread across their platforms, social media companies will take to delivering the news to Michael Gove on the side of a bus.

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