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Diet lager to become a ‘thing’

After public health doctors called for alcohol to contain calories warnings to help fight obesity, the inevitable countdown to ‘diet lager’ began.

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Annual ‘demanding money with menaces’ amnesty underway

The annual amnesty allowing young people to demand rewards from perfect strangers as an incentive not to do them harm, has begun.

Homophobic iPad and iPhone owners have reacted to the news that Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay by angrily punching messages of hate into a device they absolutely love.

The Chancellor has encouraged communities to return to the Guy Fawkes Day tradition of lighting a huge fire, but topping it with a benefit claimant instead.

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Hodgson magic continues as England demolish plumbers and electricians

England’s relentless march towards the Euro 2016 championships has gathered almost unstoppable momentum after a Wembley victory against some sheep farmers, electricians and a guy who mows lawns.

Politics

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Use benefit claimants as bonfire ‘Guys’ urges Osborne

The Chancellor has encouraged communities to return to the Guy Fawkes Day tradition of lighting a huge fire, but topping it with a benefit claimant instead.

Entertainment

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Paris’ giant sex toy sculpture sells on eBay to ‘K Price of Sussex’

The giant green butt plug sculpture which caused such furore in Paris, has been sold on eBay to a user named K Price who lives in Sussex.

World

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Homophobic iPad owners furious at Tim Cook for making things they love

Homophobic iPad and iPhone owners have reacted to the news that Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay by angrily punching messages of hate into a device they absolutely love.

Technology

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Homophobic iPad owners furious at Tim Cook for making things they love

Homophobic iPad and iPhone owners have reacted to the news that Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay by angrily punching messages of hate into a device they absolutely love.

Science

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Middle-aged chimps observed buying small red sports cars

As researchers discovered that chimpanzees and orangutans may undergo a form of ‘mid-life crisis’, the first reports of a chimp purchasing a small red sports car emerged.

Education

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Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.

Business

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Man using self-service till on verge of emotional breakdown

A man using a self-service till for the first time appears on the verge of tears after being informed yet again of an ‘unexpected item in bagging area’.