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Man who doesn’t care what you think keeps logging in to tell you so

A man who sincerely doesn’t care what you think in an Internet debate has logged in eight times and counting to tell you so.

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Theresa May hires Baldrick to discuss ‘cunning plan’ for Brexit

The Prime Minister has reportedly hired a grubby little dogsbody named Baldrick as a special advisor after hearing he has a ‘cunning plan’ for Britain’s withdrawal from the EU.

Luke Skywalker has asked for an urgent clarification on just who is meant by ‘The Last Jedi’.

The Supreme Court has taken the unusual step of writing its Brexit verdict on the side of a bus, in order to force Brexiters to accept it without a second thought.

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