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“Judges can kiss my clit!” says defiant outlaw Amber Rudd

In a Skype interview from an undisclosed location, notorious criminal and Home Secretary Amber Rudd was unrepentant about violating a court order and deporting a man to his imminent death.

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Donald Trump invited to visit Planet Earth

Humanity has issued an official invitation for lunatic hair-man Donald Trump to visit Planet Earth.

Britain First leaders Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen have been told that if they don’t like the laws of this land they should go and live somewhere else.

Beleaguered airline company Ryanair have announced that they’re just going to punch each and every passenger in the face and have done with it.

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Ryanair to punch all passengers in the face

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