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Loathsome EU bastards slash mobile bills for hardworking Brits

Meddling eurocrats have secured cheaper mobile calls throughout the EU in the latest display of their frightening power.

Thomas and Martha Wayne found alive

Playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne is nothing like as happy as you might expect that his parents have been found alive today.

The Labour Party has been plunged into further crisis after Jeremy Corbyn admitted to sharing the same vegetarian beliefs as Adolf Hitler.

The weasel that shut down the Large Hadron Collider by gnawing through a power cable was a ‘lone wolf’, according to Swiss Police.

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Thomas and Martha Wayne found alive

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Thomas and Martha Wayne found alive

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Weasel that sabotaged Large Hadron Collider ‘acted alone’ say Police

The weasel that shut down the Large Hadron Collider by gnawing through a power cable was a ‘lone wolf’, according to Swiss Police.