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Secret Cinema Back to the Future screenings rescheduled for last Wednesday

Secret Cinema is addressing its cancelled screenings of Back to the Future by creating an immersive experience in which the shows took place in the past.

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Women aroused by 50 Shades of Grey trailer urged to try adult websites

Women left breathless by the trailer for the forthcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey have been pointed in the direction of the nearest adult website for an early erotic fix.

After the trial against Tulisa Contostavlos collapsed due to lies told in court by a Sun on Sunday reporter, those at the Murdoch-owned paper have been left panicking over what they can put in this weekend’s edition.

Ukrainian rebels have apologised after the black box flight recorders from the downed flight MH17 were accidentally used to record Top of the Pops repeats.

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Luis Suarez’s Barcelona contract to include three chewable Catalans a week

Luis Suarez is expected to join Barcelona in a record deal, after the Spanish giants offered the striker three Catalan residents a week that he can bite freely.

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Cameron urges worldwide boycott of Russian dolls

Prime Minister David Cameron, in response to Russia’s latest fascist groove thang, is calling on nations to stop purchasing Russian dolls, which get progressively smaller as you open them up.

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Gaza victims urge Tulisa to ‘stay strong’

Victims of indiscriminate shelling in Gaza have offered their unanimous sympathy to the tormented former N Dubz star Tulisa Contostavlos.

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Ukraine rebels ‘apologise’ after flight recorders used to tape Top of the Pops

Ukrainian rebels have apologised after the black box flight recorders from the downed flight MH17 were accidentally used to record Top of the Pops repeats.

Technology

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Putting your entire life on Facebook ‘not compulsory’, finds study

Millions of Facebook users were shocked today at the publication of a new legal investigation which revealed that publishing everything you ever do on the social network isn’t ‘compulsory’.

Science

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‘Biggest dinosaur’ fossil put there as a joke by Jesus, claim creationists

The largest dinosaur fossil ever found was put in the ground by Jesus playing a practical joke, creationists have confirmed this morning.

Education

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Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.

Business

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Lost Royal Mail £1bn found ‘alive and well’ in investment bank client accounts

The £1bn ‘lost’ by the taxpayer during the sale of the Royal Mail has been found alive and well in the client accounts of the banks advising on the sale, according to reports this morning.