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Cabinet ministers urged to keep their resignation letters nice and short

Members of the cabinet have been asked not to waffle on and on when they inevitably resign over the next few hours.

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“No deal is better than a bad deal but please agree to this bad deal so we can have a deal” pleads May

Theresa May still thinks no deal is better than a bad deal but would quite like us all to crack on with this bad deal anyway, according to reports this afternoon.

Prime Minister Theresa May is presenting her Brexit deal to her cabinet colleagues before a parliamentary vote is scheduled on her negotiated terms, which will give MPs the choice between an awful deal, and an even worse one.

An office employee has made a grave error, according to reports this morning.

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