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Libraries urged to sell shitty, over-priced buckets of coffee flavoured milk

Libraries have been urged to emulate coffee shops in order to survive, according to a new report into the service.

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Government obesity research uncovers new link to ‘stuff going in your mouth’

The government has announced that scientists working on its national obesity strategy have uncovered a direct link between the stuff that you put in your mouth and the stuff that magically appears on your arse.

The group behind the Sony hack which has led to the cancellation of The Interview, have been asked to take a closer look at anything Adam Sandler is working on.

A leading painkiller has been taken off the shelves after causing a member of the public to hurl anti-gay abuse.

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Ibuprofen withdrawn over homophobic rant fears

A leading painkiller has been taken off the shelves after causing a member of the public to hurl anti-gay abuse.

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Sony hackers urged to take offence at Adam Sandler’s next film

The group behind the Sony hack which has led to the cancellation of The Interview, have been asked to take a closer look at anything Adam Sandler is working on.

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Sony hackers urged to take offence at Adam Sandler’s next film

The group behind the Sony hack which has led to the cancellation of The Interview, have been asked to take a closer look at anything Adam Sandler is working on.

Technology

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Correction, artificial intelligence will be brilliant, confirms Stephen Hawking’s computer

At a hastily convened press-conference a sleeping Stephen Hawking has told reporters that he made a mistake and actually believes artificial intelligence will be great for everyone.

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Correction, artificial intelligence will be brilliant, confirms Stephen Hawking’s computer

At a hastily convened press-conference a sleeping Stephen Hawking has told reporters that he made a mistake and actually believes artificial intelligence will be great for everyone.

Education

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Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.