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30-day warranty expires on ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps

The warranty on ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps has expired 30 days after the US election, meaning they are now falling to bits with startling rapidity.

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Saudi Imams call for ‘Sharia-compatible’ alternative to Peppa Pig

Saudi Imams have unveiled a ‘Sharia Compatible’ alternative to Peppa Pig, which ironically is Peppa Pig in a veil.

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30-day warranty expires on ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps

The warranty on ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps has expired 30 days after the US election, meaning they are now falling to bits with startling rapidity.