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We will let you hunt the poor with dogs, promises Osborne

George Osborne today revealed Tory plans to legalise the hunting of benefit claimants through the countryside with dogs and horses.

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Kim Jong-Un broke ankles leaping tall building in single bound, confirms Pyongyang

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un broke his ankles after leaping a tall building and landing awkwardly, government officials have confirmed today.

People playing DJ Paedo Bingo remain excited after the arrest of Dr Fox takes the first competitor perilously close to a ‘full house’.

Nigel Farage has found a sudden use for the offshore account he had forgotten all about, it has emerged.

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