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Letting agents much worse than terrorists, confirm Londoners

A study released today reveals that lettings agents cause more worry, fear and anxiety than terrorists.

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I’ll start winning, winning, winning next week, pledges President Trump

President Trump has asked supporters to bear with him whilst he starts that whole winning thing he promised.

The people of Liberia have told of the horror of having Ed Sheeran visit their country for Comic Relief.

Local hipster Simon Williams thought Love, Actually was a pile of crap years before anyone else, he confirmed this morning.

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Fundamentalists have declared that they are to stop uploading extremist material to YouTube, after finding that it is being shown alongside ads for the Daily Mail.

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Herbal tea not a proper drink, say experts

Normal people don’t pour hot water over your nan’s bowl of potpourri and then drink it, experts have confirmed.

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‘University of Life’ churns out another graduating class chock-full of cyber-bigots

The latest figures have shown that the University of Life has once again delivered a graduating class full to the brim with the finest purveyors of racist social media commentary.

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UKIP fury as Ryanair impose ban on crayons and colouring books

UKIP members of the European Parliament have reacted angrily after budget airline Ryanair announced that UK passengers would not be allowed to bring colouring-in books or crayons onto any of their flights to Brussels.