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Company to replace pension plan with lottery syndicate

A company has thought of an inventive new way to alleviate the tedium and cost of maintaining a company pension plan; by setting up a lottery syndicate.

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Tedious, unfunny prick wearing tedious, unfunny Christmas jumper

A prick that you know is wearing an appropriately awful Christmas jumper.

With the namby-pamby liberals whining about a loss of net neutrality, we at NewsThump are delighted.

Santa has confirmed with sadness that children across America are facing a bleak Christmas in the wake of President Trump adding ‘The North Pole’ to the countries on his travel ban list.

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Company to replace pension plan with lottery syndicate

A company has thought of an inventive new way to alleviate the tedium and cost of maintaining a company pension plan; by setting up a lottery syndicate.