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Michael Flatley’s upper body refusing to perform at Donald Trump inauguration

Michael Flatley’s upper body has announced that it will not be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration celebration.

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Remainers who have given up Remaining are the worst, say smokers

Former Remainers definitely make the worst Brexiters, according to a study of smokers.

As scientists announced that 2016 is likely to be the warmest on record, UKIP’s environment spokesperson has said that can’t be true as they had to wear socks in bed last night.

Manchester United have announced they are leaving the English Premier League to concentrate on consolidating their position at the top of the Deloitte Football Money League.

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Man Utd to leave Premier League to concentrate on Deloitte Football Money League

Manchester United have announced they are leaving the English Premier League to concentrate on consolidating their position at the top of the Deloitte Football Money League.

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Stephen Hawking to replace wheelchair with gigantic golden throne and send his mind into the Warp

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Hogwarts ordered to take more Muggle students to meet inclusivity targets

Hogwarts School has been ordered to take more Muggle students or risk losing its charitable status.