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Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters struggling to come up with Brexit plan

The authors of the United Kingdom’s plan to leave the European Union have been revealed as an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters.

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So it’s definitely OK to ask our chosen God for help with government decisions, Sadiq Khan asks PM

Muslim Mayor of London Sadiq Khan has thanked Prime Minister Theresa May for clarifying that it’s ok to be guided in your political career by your choice of deity.

A Remain voter is making a stand against the referendum result in no uncertain terms by selecting as his twitter profile picture of the EU flag.

A primary school in Berkshire is this year focusing its nativity play on the period just after the birth of Jesus where paranoid dictator King Herod orders the killing of every male baby in Judea.

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School nativity to depict lesser-known mass infanticide part of Christmas story

A primary school in Berkshire is this year focusing its nativity play on the period just after the birth of Jesus where paranoid dictator King Herod orders the killing of every male baby in Judea.

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Chances of your information being stolen are better than 1 in 14 million, lottery players told

After the theft of data from the National Lottery website, online players have been told that the chances of them losing their bank details are better than winning the lottery