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NewsThump barred from White House Press Pool

British satirical website NewsThump has been banned from the White House Press Pool after press secretary Sean Spicer accused them of pushing ‘false narratives’ and ‘fake news’.

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Armed ‘Lavatory Marshals’ to be introduced to protect people from transexuals

Every public restroom in the United States will have an armed ‘lavatory marshal’ to protect people from transexuals under proposals unveiled today.

Leicester City FC has taken the unusual step of sacking their match-day catering team after they failed to turn water into wine.

Donald Trump has signed an Executive Order which he believes will put an end to the politically correct policies of lefty do-gooder Optimus Prime.

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International megastar Jay-Z has sorted out the problems with his wi-fi and in doing so reduced the number of problems that plague him from 99 to 98.

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NewsThump barred from White House Press Pool

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International megastar Jay-Z has sorted out the problems with his wi-fi and in doing so reduced the number of problems that plague him from 99 to 98.

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Suicide bomber shortage means ISIS now offering 80 virgins in the afterlife

A series of defeats mean that Islamic terror organisations are offering ever-increasing numbers of virgins in the afterlife to drum up interest.

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