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Women form queue to be impregnated by undercover policeman

A woman awarded £400,000 after she had a child with an undercover policeman has led to women forming queues outside police stations across the country.

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Scotland to reduce drink drive limit to one bottle of Scotch

The Scottish government has announced plans to reduce the country’s drink-drive limit to just one bottle of Scotch in time for Christmas.

As researchers discovered that chimpanzees and orangutans may undergo a form of ‘mid-life crisis’, the first reports of a chimp purchasing a small red sports car emerged.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has received polite applause from a Chinese university audience, despite accidentally telling them in Mandarin that he would like to do rude things to their grandmothers.

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Hodgson magic continues as England demolish plumbers and electricians

England’s relentless march towards the Euro 2016 championships has gathered almost unstoppable momentum after a Wembley victory against some sheep farmers, electricians and a guy who mows lawns.

Politics

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Scotland to reduce drink drive limit to one bottle of Scotch

The Scottish government has announced plans to reduce the country’s drink-drive limit to just one bottle of Scotch in time for Christmas.

Entertainment

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Paris’ giant sex toy sculpture sells on eBay to ‘K Price of Sussex’

The giant green butt plug sculpture which caused such furore in Paris, has been sold on eBay to a user named K Price who lives in Sussex.

World

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China applauds politely as Zuckerberg slowly explains he’d like to ‘sex dump grandma’

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has received polite applause from a Chinese university audience, despite accidentally telling them in Mandarin that he would like to do rude things to their grandmothers.

Technology

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China applauds politely as Zuckerberg slowly explains he’d like to ‘sex dump grandma’

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has received polite applause from a Chinese university audience, despite accidentally telling them in Mandarin that he would like to do rude things to their grandmothers.

Science

Thumbnail image for Middle-aged chimps observed buying small red sports cars

Middle-aged chimps observed buying small red sports cars

As researchers discovered that chimpanzees and orangutans may undergo a form of ‘mid-life crisis’, the first reports of a chimp purchasing a small red sports car emerged.

Education

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Teachers being on strike is brilliant, insists 8 year-old sat in front of Xbox

Children across the country have welcomed the fight to improve pay and conditions for the nation’s teachers, insisting they are 100% behind further industrial action.

Business

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Man using self-service till on verge of emotional breakdown

A man using a self-service till for the first time appears on the verge of tears after being informed yet again of an ‘unexpected item in bagging area’.