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People who post Game of Thrones spoilers the new paedophiles

People who spoil your enjoyment of Game of Thrones are worse than kiddy fiddlers, according to Twitter this morning.

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Tamiflu performed exactly as we hoped it would, claim Tamiflu manufacturers

A report claiming that Government stocks of Tamiflu work no better than paracetamol does not take into account how successful it is at ‘returning shareholder value’, according to Tamiflu executives.

Former England captain and occasional racist John Terry has claimed he should have ‘first go’ on pioneering synthetic minges, it has emerged.

After claiming that Jesus Christ invented the Big Society, voters everywhere have asked the Prime Minister what Jesus thought of people who made a living by lending people money.

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Tamiflu performed exactly as we hoped it would, claim Tamiflu manufacturers

A report claiming that Government stocks of Tamiflu work no better than paracetamol does not take into account how successful it is at ‘returning shareholder value’, according to Tamiflu executives.

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People who post Game of Thrones spoilers the new paedophiles

People who spoil your enjoyment of Game of Thrones are worse than kiddy fiddlers, according to Twitter this morning.

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Harvard students to get lessons in angry shouting and pointing

Students at Harvard University are to become skilled in angrily pointing at their watches and shouting at people fifty yards away, thanks to a teaching position given to Sir Alex Ferguson.

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John Terry to test drive lab-grown vaginas

Former England captain and occasional racist John Terry has claimed he should have ‘first go’ on pioneering synthetic minges, it has emerged.

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Actual mad scientist busy smearing excrement on whiteboard

After hiring a mad scientist in the hope of taking innovation to the next level, executives at a leading research firm say the initial results have been disappointing.

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Harvard students to get lessons in angry shouting and pointing

Students at Harvard University are to become skilled in angrily pointing at their watches and shouting at people fifty yards away, thanks to a teaching position given to Sir Alex Ferguson.

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BBC uncovers ‘criminal’ organisation offering full sky packages for £80 a month

BBC investigative journalism show Inside Out has uncovered a scam whereby consumers are being charged over £80 a month for access to all of Sky TV’s premium channels.