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Packets of crisps to contain ‘nothing but air’ by 2026

Crisp packets will be sold containing nothing but packaged flavoured air by 2026, according to a new report.

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Lord Sewel was on ‘Keith Richards Experience Day’

Senior Peer Lord Sewel was doing nothing more seedy than enjoying his birthday present, according to friends today.

Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn have agreed to star in a hilarious new sitcom about mismatched flatmates, according to reports this morning.

Game of Thrones and Sopranos producer HBO has announced plans to remake the BBC’s popular saga of a country vet with a generous helping of bad language, graphic violence and gratuitous sex.

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Banned football hooligans thinking of getting into cycling

Football fans who have been banned from attending matches for hooligan behaviour are considering moving into the world of professional cycling.

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Champagne socialists have been drinking prosecco since 2007

Startling news has emerged that champagne socialists have actually been drinking prosecco all this time.

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Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn to star in hilarious new sitcom

Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn have agreed to star in a hilarious new sitcom about mismatched flatmates, according to reports this morning.

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US National Rifle Association calls for ban on ‘cinemas’

After another fatal shooting at a US cinema, the National Rifle Association has insisted that the only way to prevent further tragedies of this nature is to ban cinemas.

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#PiersMorgansLifeMatters hashtag fails to catch on

The ‘Piers Morgan’s life matters’ twitter hashtag campaign has completely failed to catch on, we can report today.

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Ryanair to offer first budget flights to Kepler-452b Luton airport

Budget airline Ryanair has stolen a march on the competition by offering discount flights to newly discovered Earth-like planet Kepler-452b, flying into Kepler-452b Luton airport.

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Extracts from Britain First facebook page being used for primary school English tests

Rightwing shit-flinging group, Britain First, is up in arms today after being informed that their Facebook page is being plagiarised by Primary School English teachers.